tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post8962528424729228799..comments2023-05-20T11:17:23.173+01:00Comments on The Blog of Eternal Disappointment: Sunday RoastDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01773088730561800442noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-87386259700195825192010-04-01T18:58:02.278+01:002010-04-01T18:58:02.278+01:00Andy - in a telephone conversation with our mutual...Andy - in a telephone conversation with our mutual friend Ben, I have been reminded of the reason you mentioned Warrington in your comment. It completely slipped my mind. All I will say is, I was young, naive and foolish. Forgive me my trespasses.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01773088730561800442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-25981595356243102182010-03-28T15:11:40.272+01:002010-03-28T15:11:40.272+01:00Carl - I think that your situation is, if anything...Carl - I think that your situation is, if anything, even scarier! When it's people you actually know, where would you set the boundaries of polite behaviour? Granted, there are certain partners of friends of mine who I've fancied, but to look over and see your friend's gurning face is unthinkable!<br /><br />MJH81 - High-fiving or stare-out competitions. You are a deeply troubled man, Michael. Surely you know that in such intimate situations, the 'fist-bump' is the appropriate salutation?Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01773088730561800442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-54004290212858315462010-03-26T09:23:40.018+00:002010-03-26T09:23:40.018+00:00Dan whats wrong with you?! He had weapons and a dr...Dan whats wrong with you?! He had weapons and a drunk woman to molest all complimented with deep manly eye contact. You could have been high fiving and have stare out competitions while turning the spit.<br /><br />This entry (te he) had me in fits of giggles, I look forward to reading the more of the sexual (non)adventures of Dan :DMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01244614225679187331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-52705059775012523702010-03-25T23:07:43.467+00:002010-03-25T23:07:43.467+00:00A reminder of just how dangerous being "in th...A reminder of just how dangerous being "in the zone" can be. Absolutely classic stuff mate, isn't it amazing that even when we are scared we keep that "better drink my coffee" thing going !. I had a situation once with a mate , we were drunk and back at his after the pub with his wife . He stuck a porn vid on , i was thinking eerrr not now man just stick some music on. His wife wandered in in some leather out fit she had not been wearing previously. I was a bit taken aback. When she wandered out again my mate sidled over to me and hissed in me ear "we could both knob her tonight". Gobsmacked i poliely declined and phoned a cab moments later, leaving them to errr play. Not as scarey as your tale but it did kinda sober me up lol.<br /><br />Carl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-52335314482612252012010-03-24T18:57:12.789+00:002010-03-24T18:57:12.789+00:00Andy - was that the thing with the midget? I hear...Andy - was that the thing with the midget? I heard about that. I'm so sorry. Still, at least he keeps in contact.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01773088730561800442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-69576746729699379192010-03-24T16:16:33.767+00:002010-03-24T16:16:33.767+00:00This reminds me of the time I was forced to get a ...This reminds me of the time I was forced to get a taxi from Warrington to Handforth Dean. I still can't discuss the details to this day.Andynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-84415299731363543292010-03-22T19:21:50.925+00:002010-03-22T19:21:50.925+00:00Mondo - It'd certainly get the local tourism i...Mondo - It'd certainly get the local tourism industry kick-started. I'll phone the council in the morning.<br /><br />EF Rice - As I recall, my brain was grateful for the oblivion of sleep. And, of course, I didn't harm my coffee - how could I when I love it so? If I'd had some of that mellow birds nonsense though, it might have been a different story.<br /><br />ISBW - I'm glad that my misery has brought you amusement once again. ;o) And, once more, we see that I find myself trapped in an unpleasant situation by crippling politeness. For someone who's a devout misanthrope, I really should learn to stop caring about people's feelings.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01773088730561800442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-78535010558321676642010-03-22T13:49:15.792+00:002010-03-22T13:49:15.792+00:00Beautiful. The most wonderful thing about it for m...Beautiful. The most wonderful thing about it for me is that you still felt obliged to politely finish your coffee before leaving. That will keep me laughing all week.Kolley Kibberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07055145770836351738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-89928391665782562172010-03-21T14:38:27.220+00:002010-03-21T14:38:27.220+00:00Wow Dan what an experience. So did you get much sl...Wow Dan what an experience. So did you get much sleep that night and did you damage the Mellow Birds the next day with the rolling pin ?E F RICEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323043569136307149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-12168675370581721242010-03-20T20:29:33.009+00:002010-03-20T20:29:33.009+00:00Handguns, coshes and non-consensual swinging - wel...Handguns, coshes and non-consensual swinging - welcome to Southend!<br /><br />Don't put those treats in the travel guides do they..Mondohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11199468951602465556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-46881490668962783342010-03-18T15:44:05.477+00:002010-03-18T15:44:05.477+00:00Thanks for the comments, folks. Currently off sic...Thanks for the comments, folks. Currently off sick at the moment with a particularly unpleasant stomach bug, so responses may be quite short...<br /><br />Tristan - Yes, Bernard indeed. Bernard.<br /><br />Rachel - I know, I know. I watched the Alan Partridge 'swingers' episode the other day which is what reminded me of this horrible memory...<br /><br />Piley - Cheers fella. I don't think I ever went into The Trading Room after that experience and, thus, haven't bumped into Bern or Tiff since. I can remember exactly where Bernard lives though. Might have to nip round one of these days for a coffee...<br /><br />Bernard - Yes, Tristan indeed. Tristan.<br /><br />Cocktails - Glad you enjoyed it. :o) I must confess that I have no recollection of our discussion in the pub. Sometimes I feel a bit like Homer Simpson in that whenever I learn something new, I forget something old to make room for it in my brain.<br /><br />Ben - How do, chief. Clearly I'm more attractive to mid-50's men than you are. Although having said that, you've had your fair share of male interest over the years. I shall remain silent. *taps nose*Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01773088730561800442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-54483254078818676222010-03-18T10:55:57.262+00:002010-03-18T10:55:57.262+00:00I'd forgotten about that. Happy days.
I went ...I'd forgotten about that. Happy days.<br /><br />I went to that pub way more than you. Nothing like that ever happened to me. I feel a little disappointed.Benny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04440829417427764364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-31866590367438597972010-03-18T00:35:48.759+00:002010-03-18T00:35:48.759+00:00What a superb story. I mean for me obviously, not ...What a superb story. I mean for me obviously, not for you.<br /><br />The thing you don't mention though, is what exactly you did discuss in the pub with Bernard. Your shared interest in extendable metal batons or lurid late night threesomes with tired blondes perhaps...? At any rate, he'll be reassured to know that you appreciated his coffee.Cocktailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06091341579556869010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-65816583886026969632010-03-17T22:37:19.843+00:002010-03-17T22:37:19.843+00:00TristanTristanBernardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-13947867553614590052010-03-17T22:36:54.588+00:002010-03-17T22:36:54.588+00:00another quality tale of woe from the Dan vaults, a...another quality tale of woe from the Dan vaults, and beautifully told (as always!).<br /><br />Did you ever bump into Bern or Tiff again after this, or have you never entered a public house again??<br /><br />PPileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15540380685492699957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-46635636007520814022010-03-17T18:44:35.529+00:002010-03-17T18:44:35.529+00:00Jesus. H. Christ! :oO
I can't believe you wer...Jesus. H. Christ! :oO<br /><br />I can't believe you were tricked into an Alan Partridge sex festival!!!<br /><br />As soon as you said yes to going home with them, I knew what was coming! .....so to speak.<br /><br />Unbelievable.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09538786277582947833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8505209.post-54512880843622423282010-03-17T17:48:40.971+00:002010-03-17T17:48:40.971+00:00BernardBernardAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04228726385271909858noreply@blogger.com