I'm curious as to how many people actually read this thing.
Obviously, there's the bearded devil, the ruinor of potential relationships, the cyber-hussy, Bad Rat and a few others who really have too much time on their hands, but other than that how big is my actual readership?
Obviously, I could do stuff like add a counter or something, but I really can't be arsed as there's simply too much bourbon in the world for me to commit to something so straightforward.
Therefore, I want to start a poll of readers. It's really simple. What you do is click on the little link at the bottom of this post that says 'comments' and you, well, leave a comment.
It may be "Hi".
Alternatively, "I love your site - can I have your babies?". (To which I will reply 'Join the sizeable queue.' My desirability is at an all-time high.)
Possibly, it could read "You pathetic piece of shit time-wasting sad bastard. Get a life and stop being a twat."
Whatever your level of communication, leave a message because it seems that at the moment I'm merely writing these posts for the benefit of people that I speak to virtually every other day anyway.