10 January 2005

Ouch

Never chop chilli peppers and then go to the toilet without washing your hands first. It hurts. A lot.

6 comments:

Cindy-Lou said...

Probably not the good kind of pain either, huh?

Dan said...

When it comes to chillies and genitals, I'm not sure that there IS a good kind of pain.

I must confess, after the initial agony it develops into a sort of warm tingle for a couple of hours which is...well, kind of nice. Oh God, please don't let me become some sort of chilli pepper pervert...

Peeved Michelle said...

I thought you weren't supposed to touch that little part at the tip?

Dan said...

Now, now. We won't have that sort of transatlantic smut on this site. I'm English and, as such, have a highly developed yet respectful sense of humour. There is no place here for such obvious and unpleasant double entendres.

And anyway, as any self-respecting woman should know, the tip is the best part. It often makes the difference between a B- and an A+...

Peeved Michelle said...

...of the pepper.

Dan said...

Doh...